2007-03-25 11:49:37 · 9 answers · asked by lilbabychav 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two blondes decorating a room... first blonde said to seconod blonde (on top of ladder painting ceiling) have you got a good grip of that painbrush hun.... second blonde- yeah why?... first blonde - cos i need to take away the ladders!!!
2007-03-25 12:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by caimilefailte 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 blonds sitting on a park bench in Denver.
1 blond turns to the other and says:
What do you think is further away, Florida or the moon?
The other blond looks at her and says:
Hello Can you see Florida from here?
2007-03-25 11:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2007-03-25 12:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by vexen431 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A beautiful, busty brunette was driving in the countryside when she came across a shepherd herding his flock in the middle of the road. Excited, she jumped out of the car and begged him to give her one of the cute little cuddly animals. He refused. She said 'if I guess the right number of sheep can I have one?' He, thinking it impossible, agreed. She guessed 254 which, surprisingly, was right so he let her choose one. As she was about to drive off, he said 'if I can guess your real hair colour, can I have my dog back?' Boom boom!
2007-03-25 11:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Here's Lulu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mommy, mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF." Is that because I am blonde?
Yes, dear that's because you're blonde.
Mommy, mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six. Is that because I'm blonde?
Yes, dear, it's because you are blonde.
Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn't even need a bra, but I wear a "C" cup. Is that because I'm blonde?
No, dear. It's because you're 22.
2007-03-25 11:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by minifreak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes an ex off mine xx
2007-03-25 11:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybody does.
2007-03-25 11:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i do.~
:-)
2007-03-25 11:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by Hαír Pεace Šmûrƒ Pεαce 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i don't.
2007-03-25 11:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋