Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were.
The first mouse slams a shot and says. "I play with mouse traps for fun. "I'll run into one on purpose and as it's closing on me, I grab the bar and bench and press it 20-30 times." And with that he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. i take those poison bait tables, cut them up and snort them, just for the fun of it." And with that he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends....
The third mouse slams a shot and replies...."I'm going home to sh*g the cat.
2007-03-25 11:49:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man, is that poor cat in for the shock of his life :)
Mind you, the words 'footstall' and 'not touching the sides' come to mind :) lol!
(was that taking it to far again?)
:0)x
2007-03-25 12:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 19:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one.
2007-03-25 14:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha mighty mouse hahahahah
2007-03-25 11:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thanx
2007-03-25 11:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and no tricky didnt take it too far
2007-03-25 12:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am I suppose to laugh now?
If so: hahahahhahahah
If not: Wow.
2007-03-25 11:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by pup 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like that oe good job
2007-03-25 11:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by hippie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL. That was funny!
2007-03-25 11:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute=]
2007-03-25 11:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋