2007-03-25 11:46:28 · 13 answers · asked by Austin Powers 2 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Do you wear stars and stripes parachute pants? You know.. nobody wants to take a roundhouse kick to the face from someone wearing a pair of those bad boys.
2007-03-25 11:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by John Boy 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok. You may be a big fish in a small pond. But You haven't beat everyone. The group of instructors I hang out with are NBL World Champions. You haven't beat ME or any of Them. So MAYBE You should get out of that fish bowl Your in and Join US in the Ocean. And further more that kind of talk will put an end to your whole problem, Just say it at the Super Grands and find out.
2007-03-29 12:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by fightingdragons2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably because almost everyones Azz is no more than 4 feet off the ground. If you couldn't kick that high than either you are a dwarf or confined to a wheel chair.
2007-03-25 19:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by zaphodsclone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you havent really kicked everyone though have you. assuming that the wins you may (a subject of debate)or may not have had reflects every other person is pre-teen in design.
unless you have fought everyone, you are not qualified to say it. Tekken 4 wins also do not represent your powers, only of your inability to have a life. if you had more experience with people than your hamster, you would know that no one falls for the tough guys talk online.
2007-03-25 19:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Where did you learn your martial arts...Kobra Kai dojo? If actually have any real martial arts training besides watching old Bruce Li movies, then I am surprised that your sensei didn't beat that cocky attitude out of you. You obviously don't have the discipline that you should have learned by now, and I hope someone with more training helps to teach you humility. *bows*
2007-03-25 19:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by jay_fox_rok_god 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is evident that no one believes you and I personally don't think you could beat your way out of a wet paper sack. Do us a favor and get a better like, and while your getting it get medication cause your nuts.
2007-03-27 22:40:43 · answer #6 · answered by Georgia Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the video games and the weed son...
2007-03-29 13:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by sapboi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has your mother told you about beating up the special ed kids at school?
2007-03-25 21:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by Dave 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
speaking of asssssesssss... your mama has a nice jiggly one that bounces real good... and your daddy must've liked your a lot.
2007-03-29 15:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by DRUNKATLUNCH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you have been fighting the wrong people.
2007-03-27 23:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by ZzFDKzZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋