mickey wakes up one fine winter morning and steps out of his front door only to find that someone had pissed "mickey sucks" on the snow in his front yard. terribly annoyed, he hires a team of investigators to solve the mystery of who had committed this vulgar act of vandalism. finally at the end of the busy day, the crime had been solved. the lead investigator goes up to mickey and says quite embarrased "well, this is gonna be hard to say, but the results show that this is goofy's pee. however, the handwriting is minnie's"
2007-03-25 11:45:50 · 3 answers · asked by MR-$2K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.
2007-03-27 06:33:19 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i got another one:
MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."
2007-03-25 19:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-25 19:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ben R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋