First man says, "Aye, this is a nice bar but where i come from, there's a better one. at MacDougalls you buy a drink, you buy another drink and MacDougall himself will buy your third drink.
The second man then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Vinnys. At Vinnys, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink. Vinny buys you another drink."
Then the third man pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from there's a place called Murphys. At Murphys they buy you your first, they buy you your second drink, then your third drink and then.....they take you in the back and get la*d!!"
"Wow," says the other two. "That sounds fantastic!" Did that actually happen to you?"
"No" replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister."
2007-03-25 11:43:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one.
Some people have no sense of humour though. I'd like to see them do better.x
2007-03-25 11:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wouldn't buy the drinks...
and neither wld the 3 legged dog that went into the bar looking for the man who shot his PAW
2007-03-25 11:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by front door 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope
2007-03-25 11:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never in Ireland!!! and if it did they would certainly keep it a secret. LOL lol
2007-03-25 11:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do you get lard in the back? Doesn't sound nice to me.
2007-03-25 11:49:39 · answer #5 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha right on tail of St Patricks day ....
2007-03-25 11:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by caimilefailte 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a bartender and I've gotta use that one!!!!!
2007-03-25 11:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by sufferingnomad 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha real good one
2007-03-25 11:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by asphyxia 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
me neither. and is the "layer" a guy or a girl???
2007-03-25 11:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool. I'll buy if you fly...
2007-03-25 12:05:57 · answer #10 · answered by Saffernellie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋