HELP!! I need to get my mind off my soon to be bf. Gimme something to laugh about. Any jokes!? PLEASE! Tired of laying around lonely! Need 2 laugh!
2007-03-25 11:38:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm mad because he might like my UGLY, AND PERVERTED partner in art! I can't take that!
2007-03-25 11:53:44 · update #1
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2007-03-25 11:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was reading a question on here that asked
"what if a bunch of chinese midgets streaked through my living room and knocked over my vase" i replied "beat them with a stick and give me some of what you drinking." i thought it was funny. Add me as a fan if you want to here some jokes
2007-03-25 11:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by NaturesPixie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if your so mad why is he your soon to be bf sounds like you need to keep looking?
2007-03-25 11:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i got it. i just learned it
WHY DOES A BLONDE HAVE SQAURE BOOBS
SHE DIDNT TAKE THE KLEENEX OUT
GEt it.
u stuff with kleenex seh forgot to take it out of a box
2007-03-25 11:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are 3 men who get stranded on a cannibal island. They are taken to the King in his royal court.
1stman: "Please! let us go in peace! do not eat us!"
The King looks and thinks.... "I will let you go if you can accomplish 2 tasks. The first is to go out and collect 10 of any type of fruit and return here."
The 3 men go out and find their offerings and return.
The king nods and says " your second task is to shove all ten of your fruits up your butt without making any facial expresions!"
The first man had come with apples.... he took an apple and successfully got it in. He took the second and started to work it in. first a little bit.... a little more...he had gotten 2/3rds in and he flinched.
"DEATH!" and he became lunch
The second man came... and he had with him 10 little barries. first went the 1st, 2nd, 3rd,.... he got the 4th in and the 5th... 6th...... 7th...... 8th.............9th......"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" He just started to burst out laughing!
"DEATH!" and he became dinner
*up in heaven*
1st man "DUDE!!! YOU ALMOST HAD IT!!! What Happened? You could've lived!
2nd man "HAHAHAHAHAH heh hemm.... I saw the 3rd guy comming in with PINAPPLES!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!"
2007-03-25 11:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do u confuse a pimp?
Say, "Hey! There is a naked lady running do the street!"
2007-03-25 11:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whys a mans "thingy" have a hole in it?
To get oxygen to his brain...
2007-03-25 11:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.... here's one!!!
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i forgot!~
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2007-03-25 11:41:57 · answer #8 · answered by Hαír Pεace Šmûrƒ Pεαce 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋