2007-03-25 11:15:46 · 20 answers · asked by lorrnae 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, Jessica Simpson
2007-03-25 11:24:31 · update #1
I need to put down these Pizza bites before my *** get as big as J-LO. Wait, maybe that would be good for my career. A white star with a big booty.
OMG, I so hate my sister. She is sooooo stupid, she's always trying to be better than me.
Maybe I should die my hair? Maybe people will think I'm smart-r with a diffint color hair. Maybe I could read a book to. Then I wood be so smart, OMG, I'm alreede too smart.
I wonder how Nick is doing, I miss that cheat -n prik. Is there any more nice guys out tere that want a used Virgin. OMG, I'll neevr love agin. WWAAA WAAA.
2007-03-25 11:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by ~* Garden Empress*~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Diary,
Today i walked around L.A. thinking of how i need to get my hair dyed even blondier! I couldn't think of anything else and i wasn't really sure where i was going, but suddenly i somehow ended up in the street where i got ran over.
I was rushed to the cutest little emergency room i have ever seen! It wasn't as clean as the place where i got my boob job done though. Almost every bone in my body is broken, but i really don't care because i now have a cute pink cast on my arm that matches my hair!!!! (which by the way i still need to get dyed) The nice hospital people even served me tuna! i still can't figure out if its fish or chicken... i need Nick Lachey!!!!
Bye!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 18:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*`dear diary,
my name is jessica..i wad madly in love with my husband nick until we had a big fight and split up..now im lonely and famous and rich and need to get my nails done soon.i think i chipped one opening a soda can last night!!*sign*my movie dukes and hazzards shoed my *** did u like it boys? im a preppy conceited ***** and i need help.today was awfull at the phto shoot.my heel broke off and i tripped.wel thats it
love always jess
2007-03-25 18:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sunday- hi diAry! toDay is So cool! I Had an orange Mocha frapuccino! like Totally! Ya!
2007-03-25 18:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Diary,
I met 20 drooling guys today. I don't know why they were drooling. They weren't even looking at me, they were looking at my chest. like, weird. That is soo strange. I've only had 27 secret boob jobs...wh..oh.
2007-03-25 18:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by NaturesPixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah!!! probably how she felt sooooo happy when people were holding up signs that said Jessica, ure soo dumb!!! or a bunch of spelling mistakes...
2007-03-25 18:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by sunlight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is "Jesica" Simpson?
2007-03-25 18:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Erik M 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It would look like This:
Dere diari
Toda i left my husban. i don' no why... but.. yay me! oh and my siser got a knows job.. but.. shhh! dont tell neone! she wants it to be a secret!!! yay! i like secwet
hehehe...
2007-03-25 18:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by toma_romato 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dear diary
2007-03-25 18:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by crittergirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like ummm okay... I forgot what I was going to write hehe.
2007-03-25 18:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by lando 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋