Did you hear about the local farmer who won the Nobel peace Prize ?
He was out standing in his field !
2007-03-25 11:14:42 · 8 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tricky, have you gone back to the Beano again? :)
Farmer Giles goes to the vet and tells him his horse is constipated. The vet hands him a bottle of pills and a tube, saying, "Take one of these pills, put it in the tube and stick the other end in your horse's anus. Then blow the pill up into its rectum."
Farmer Giles goes off but returns the following day looking very ill.
"What happened?" asks the vet.
"It was that pill," says Farmer Giles. "I did what you said but that damned horse blew first.
2007-03-25 11:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Cute!
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2007-03-25 18:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found this one about a farmer.
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
2007-03-25 21:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-25 21:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-25 18:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't understand. Sorry!
2007-03-25 18:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by Winnie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haaaaaaaaaaa
2007-03-25 18:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, yeah! it was awsome.
2007-03-25 18:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by kimtenly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋