I'm writing a paper on NASCAR coming to the northwest region of the states...biggest thing I'm having trouble with is making it funny and ridiculous. Help! Redneck jokes that relate, hilarious things that would fit in...anything. I'm desperate. Offensive or not, i just need material!
And I'm sorry to those of you that this may offend...it's meant to be funny, not mean.
2007-03-25 10:44:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Why would you do that? You know that you are perpetuating the stereotypes that NASCAR is trying to get rid of? Why don't you just do a paper on slavery and have a bunch of racial jokes? It's basically the same thing. Do something where it's not just a southern sport, like how some of the better drivers aren't from the south anymore, but from the northern part of the fricken country. I know that you don't mean to offend, but do your research before you do a report like that. I'm sure you'll get a bad grade if you don't.
2007-03-25 10:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by Teheheman 3 · 2⤊ 6⤋
Nascar Redneck Jokes
2017-01-17 13:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by lonsdale 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it doesn't offend me, but it does not need to a "southern thing" there are alot of drivers that are not in the south. I love nascar and am from the south (southwest va 30 min from bristol to be exact) and alot of the people you see at the tracks are clean cut and nice. i have yet to meet someone who was not polite, even if we did not like the same driver. so i don't think NASCAR is a redneck sport anymore. you will see people of different races, colors and nationalities there. But i am 100% redneck and have one thing left to say WE LOVE YOU #20!!!!!!
2007-03-27 06:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by mlhldl78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does NASCAR stand for? Non- Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Terrible joke, I know. I didn't write it.
2007-03-29 00:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by LA TotiJoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe some people don't think it is funny and I am a huge NASCAR fan so I am one that doesn't think it is very funny thank you very much I don't find it funny when people make fun of other people! Sorry if I offend you!
2007-03-26 14:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by AUNT BIGGEST CARL EDWARDS FAN 99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u might be a redneck if u forfeit a race b/c u left the keys to ur race car in Georgia. a redneck sees a dental office in NW with a sign saying tooth cleaning. If u have a tooth we will clean it.
2007-03-25 10:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dotr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best redneck joke is to look in the mirror.
That's all I have to say about that.
2007-03-26 14:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nascar redneck counting:
one, two, Dale Earnhardt, four...
2007-03-26 16:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by jacksrbest 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Red neck and I love nascar....This doesn't offend me ......Why Did'nt they change Jeff Gordon's #24 to #12 when his ex wife got half of everything??????
2007-03-25 11:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by kows4sale 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if your first name starts with "Jeff" and your last name rhymes with "Pordon".
2007-03-25 11:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by junior_fan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋