The priest and the bus driver dies at the same time.They are both standing infront of heaven's gates.St. Peter says: "first the driver can come in then the priest"
The priest is indignant. "but I've been serving God my whole life and a bus driver gets to enter heaven before me?"
then St.Peter says:
"Sorry but business is business. While you were preaching everybody was sleeping but while he was driving everybody was praying."
2007-03-25 10:41:59 · 16 answers · asked by amateurgrower 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to whom it may concern:
"judge not lest ye be judged yourself"
2007-03-25 10:54:49 · update #1
not funny
when u die you are in heaven right then and their or hell you dont have to walk in the gate
you get a zero
2007-03-25 10:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by godschild 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny lmao 10/10
2007-03-25 17:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that 3 legged dog didn't fall asleep when he went into the bar looking for the man that shot his PAW!
2007-03-25 17:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by front door 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-03-25 17:47:47 · answer #4 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-25 17:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-27 14:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, its true!! ive heard something like that but not that one
2007-03-25 17:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by chandra m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. never heard it before.
2007-03-25 17:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by 569™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what an under the breath chuckle...pray for forgiveness.... ; )
2007-03-25 17:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by blueJean 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahhaha
2007-03-25 17:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋