A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have s*xual inter course?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor
said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have inter course." And he
then charged them £32.00.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have inter course, pay the doctor and leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £60.00 and the Hilton charges £75.00. We do it here
for £32.00, and I get back £28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
office."
2007-03-25 10:37:17 · 21 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant one :)
What's white, eight inches long, takes two batteries, gives complete satisfaction in three minutes and once you've tried it you'll never go back to the manual method.?
An electric toothbrush.
2007-03-25 12:06:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2016-05-28 06:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One
2007-03-25 10:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that this couple is pretty smart. They know how to save money . But, are they married or lovers? Who cares,
after all ,is only a joke.
2007-03-25 10:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-25 10:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is kinda a similar version of a joke about a smart blonde girl. Old....
2007-03-25 10:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-03-25 10:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How bout we pay you 100 bob not to tell anymore boring jokes?
2007-03-25 10:41:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
2007-03-25 10:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by MARIE S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I M A O
2007-03-25 10:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋