One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man.
"can i get this washed" the man, a little hard of hearing says, "come again" monica says "no mustard".
2007-03-25 10:30:53 · 13 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
Bill Clinton looks out over the White House lawn one winter's day and sees the words 'Clinton must die' written in the snow.
The CIA investigate and make their report. "It seems the message was written in urine," says the CIA agent. "As to its origins, we have bad news and really bad news."
"So what's the bad news?" asks Bill.
"We tested the urine and found it belonged to your Vice President, Al Gore," says the agent.
"Oh, no," says Bill.."But what was the really bad news?"
The agent replied, "It was in Hilary's handwriting." ;)
2007-03-25 11:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-03-25 10:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No fish must be in bowls. All fish excrete waste and reason ammonia tiers to upward thrust. Goldfish, plecos and cichlids are the optimal bioload makers available. in case you have basic or comet goldfish, they require between 15 - 20 gallons each and each and a filtration device that's larger than their tank. working example, in case you place them in a minimum length tank of 30 gallons, they had require a clear out meant for a 40 or as much as fifty 5 gallon tank. As you're in all possibility conscious 2 - 8" fish can not stay in that bowl. they're going to stunt. Stunting will reason a painful, gradual loss of life. techniques you, in a bowl it would be fairly rapid because of the ammonia burning their gills. in the event that they are fancy goldfish, then you definitely can get by way of in a 20 gallon tank with filtration meant for a 30 gallon tank.
2016-10-19 21:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Nice one! 9/10!
2007-03-25 15:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had the same joke on my phone recently but it was yogurt instead of mustard closer colour
2007-03-25 11:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you trying to say? I don't understand this joke! Even if I did, I doubt I would find it funny (which has nothing to do with how old or new it is).
2007-03-25 10:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Squirrelgirl 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Squirrel ..... what are you trying to say ? Your'e too thick to understand it and even if you did , you'd still be thick !
2007-03-25 11:09:11 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one...9/10
2007-03-25 10:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
the old ones are the best :D
2007-03-25 10:34:13 · answer #9 · answered by weezyb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kjkjkj
2007-03-25 10:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋