joke...burning building?

Question

THere was a blonde a brunett and a red head on top of a burning building. The firemen were standing at the bottom of the building with a sheet and they yelled to the brunett "jump and we will catch you' so she jumped and the firemen moved the sheet and she went flat on the ground. THey then said to the red head 'its your turn now jump and we'll catch you' she replied 'im not stupid i saw what you did to her' they replied 'no we just dont like red heads' so she jumped and they moved the sheet and she went splat on the ground. They then said to the blonde 'its your turn now' she said 'im not stupid i saw what you did to the other two, just put the sheet down and walk away'

Answer 1

Funny....who ate kenmauip's bun?...looks like a 'lesbian' in her avatar!!

2 blondes meet up...
The first one says, 'My boyfriend bought me a bunch of flowers on Friday evening. I had to keep my legs open all weekend.'
The other blonde says, 'Why? Didn't you have a vase?'
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A blonde walks into a chemist's and asks the assistant for some an*l deodorant.
The chemist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell an*l deodorant, and never have done.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the chemist she's often bought the stuff from this ship and would like some more.
I'm sorry,' says the chemist. 'Do yo have the container it came in?'
'Yes,' says the blonde, producing it from her handbag.
The chemist says, 'But this is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.'
The blonde replies, 'But the label says, "To apply, push up bottom".'
ps. got a violation for this one :(

Answer 2

I feel Sri Vidya Rajgopalan has given the correct reply. But the answer could be very long. Let me provide an explanation for you in brief. Ram built a Bridge as a substitute of ship considering the fact that he concept, if in the warfare with Ravana extra military of Varana is required then it'll be effortless to carry reinforcement through a Bridge Than to send ship.

Answer 3

Hey! I am a natural blonde and I think I am very smart.
Don't make me feel dumb because in a situation like that
I would do the same thing the second blonde did.

Answer 4

i think of Sri Vidya Rajgopalan has given the stunning answer. however the respond is amazingly long. enable me clarify you in short. Ram outfitted a Bridge instead of deliver because of fact he concept, if interior the war with Ravana extra military of Varana is needed then it is going to likely be hassle-free to hold reinforcement via a Bridge Than to deliver deliver.

Answer 5

"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair color possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little twerp on your knee! "

Answer 6

good 1 lmao 10/10

Answer 7

ok blondes r stupid ok that 1 dude took it way 2 serious

Answer 8

Now, that is Blonde! LOL. LOL.

Thanks for the laughs.

Answer 9

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 10

oh god that was the best blonde joke, thanx