Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an idea of naming their husbands after a soft drink. The other ladies thought this was a wonderful idea.
The driver went first and said she would name hers mountain dew, he was big as a mountain and could dew it all not long, the passenger in the front seat said "I am going to name mine after 7up, he has 7 inches and is up all night long". The third lady thought for a while and said " I am going to name mine Jim Beam" The driver looked at her and said girl, that is not a soft drink that's a hard licker, the girl in the back said "Thats my man".
2007-03-25 10:15:07 · 17 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha.....
Fred arrives home from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He runs upstairs only to burst in and find his best mate at it with Fred's rather ugly wife.
He looks at the pair in utter disgust before turning to his friend.
"Honestly, Dave," he says, "I have to, but you???"
(Why is being on here so addictive :(
2007-03-25 14:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
always liked that 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-25 10:33:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-25 10:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about Cherryade??
2007-03-25 10:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok.
i will tell you a really funny joke if you give me best answer.
2007-03-25 10:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha he he good one keep um coming
2007-03-25 11:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by kendal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my man!haha
2007-03-25 10:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LMFAO!!!!!! 100/100!!!! STAR!
2007-03-25 10:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
llol
2007-03-25 10:30:37 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolxxx
2007-03-25 10:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋