A man has a male parrot but every time he takes a girl home and starts to get down to things the parrot squawks "guess who's gonna get fxxked tonight" and the girl storms out. He goes to the pet shop to buy a female parrot, but all they have is an owl. He takes the owl home and puts it in with the parrot. He comes home at night with another girl and is just getting down to things when the parrot squawks "guess who's gonna get fxxked tonight", the owl goes "whooo" and the parrot squawks "not you, you flat face fxxker
2007-03-25 09:51:49 · 13 answers · asked by StevieD 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-25 09:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only for people who find the word fxxked funny.
Pathetic in my view.
2007-03-25 09:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jewel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-03-25 09:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah,that was really funny-10 outa 10 XX
2007-03-25 09:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats the best i have read on here yet
2007-03-26 00:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Happy Halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. Boo!
2007-03-25 13:39:26 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks!!!! Now I'm going to have to take the rest of the day off or sit here and laugh....
2007-03-29 06:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by Carl N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
heard worse
but
heard better
2007-03-25 09:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by thumberlina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beer... its not just for breakfast anymore
2007-03-29 09:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by john t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like It.......
2007-03-25 10:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by Blueblaze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋