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A young couple wanted to join a church.

The reverend told them, "We have special requirements for new
parishioners.

You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.


When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the

husband obviously very depressed.

You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain

from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The Reverend asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain

through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use

of prayer, we managed to abstain."

"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,

reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal
thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When

she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way

with her right then and there." Admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"

stated the Reverend.

"We know.." said the young man, hanging his head.

"We're not welcome at Homebase either...

2007-03-25 09:41:54 · 15 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

a new variation of an old joke, well done.

2007-03-25 09:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

Yes the ending is funny, strange that Homebase should ban them for dropping a can of paint.

2007-03-25 10:19:57 · answer #2 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0 0

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2016-10-19 21:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - LOVE IT - Never heard it before and 10/10. Nice job! (Didn't see the punch line coming)

2007-03-25 09:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good 1 lol 10/10

2007-03-25 09:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I dont get it. Why would a church turn away eager worshippers?

2007-03-25 09:46:12 · answer #6 · answered by n.t. 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny!

2007-03-25 09:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Funny -> Yes!!

2007-03-25 09:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by emma 5 · 0 0

hahaha! I've heard it before though

2007-03-25 09:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lior 3 · 0 0

wicked! love your sense of humour xx

2007-03-25 09:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by tonisage21 2 · 1 0

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