2007-03-25 08:48:49 · 11 answers · asked by who,how why when where what huh? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Woodchuck would up-chuck if he ate as much as everyone thinks
2007-03-25 08:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by flowbabyflow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck, more commonly known as a groundhog, could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
-The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
-The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
-The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
Finally, some maintain that woodchucks would not chuck wood at all even IF woodchucks could chuck wood, citing noted wildlife expert Dr. Seuss who claimed he once heard a wood chuck say:
I am Chuck, a woodchuck I am.
I would not chuck wood though I can.
I would not chuck wood in a box.
I would not chuck wood with a fox.
I would not chuck wood in a house.
I would not chuck wood with a mouse.
I would not chuck wood here or there.
I would not chuck wood anywhere.
2007-03-25 17:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by greymatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 507
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour429
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 5051 butt cords
was attained on .6-15-96
2007-03-25 15:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2007-03-25 16:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all that he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-03-25 16:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by violamom74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would not chuck any would he'd bite it off instead. lol
2007-03-25 16:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by mynameismebutidontknowdidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no such thing as a woodchuck it is actually a groundhog.
the correct phrase is
how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?
2007-03-25 15:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sally sells seashells by the seashore
2007-03-25 16:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by Haha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that someone else asked this same ? about 2 hours ago??
2007-03-25 15:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by sally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
about 7 dat's my guess MUAHHAHA I understood ftw
2007-03-25 15:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by ancientblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋