A Police Officer stops at this Ladys house and knocks on the door. He says mam your dog is in heat. She says to him no sir officer she is under that shade tree and is perfectly cool. He says to her mam your dog needs bred, she says to him no sir officer I just fed her 10 minutes ago. He is now getting upset so the Police Officer says Damn it Lady your dog needs to be screwed......She says why go ahead officer I have always wanted a Police Dog
2007-03-25 08:26:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't give up your day job.
2007-03-25 08:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Earwigo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah tats was funny-i had to think for a moment tho (but im a thick Essex girl) see us chavs do get some of the jokes!! xx
2007-03-25 08:35:26 · answer #2 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-25 08:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats wrong, but funny just the same. you get a star
2007-03-25 08:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by mynameismebutidontknowdidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY 9/10
2007-03-25 08:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-03-25 08:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the least funny thing I have seen today.
2007-03-25 09:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hum! Moza, sorry mate, not one of your best!
2007-03-25 09:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-03-25 08:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was pretty lame... sorry
2007-03-25 08:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by skibabie12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋