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okay so what do you do when you're in a rowboat in a bathtub in the middle of the ocean at midnight with only one paddle and your wheel falls off into the leaves? and then once you get out of that situation, how many pancakes does it take to cover a football field???

HELP!!! my friend is in this very situstion AS WE SPEAK! she doesnt know what to do and she's afraid that the girrafe is going to get a good shot at her akele's tendon!!!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

2007-03-25 07:56:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style Hair

17 answers

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2007-03-25 08:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OK, first get an eskimo's barber to make you a carrot and wax sandwich. After that's taken care of then sing "Dancing in the Rain" with an obese one-legged rat.
That should do the trick!!!!!!!!

2007-03-25 08:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey if you were older i would help you but 16 is to young.

2007-03-25 08:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Drugs are bad mkay

2007-03-25 08:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by zookeeper 3 · 0 0

Wow this must have really made your hair stand on end!

2007-03-25 08:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by MissWong 7 · 0 0

Put your head between your legs and kiss your a** good-bye!

2007-03-25 08:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

just take your head put it around hers and then pull her head out of the giraffes butt and easy as that

2007-03-25 08:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by michelle l 2 · 0 0

Im not a spelling bee champ but I think it is spelt ''Achilles''... But im not sure.

2007-03-25 08:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by Marissa 2 · 0 0

Um. Not funny.

2007-03-25 07:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha ur really not that funny, ive heard that jokes before...

2007-03-25 08:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by baby doll 2 · 0 0

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