I work at a day spa and give massages. So, one night my 4 year old Rylan says to me "give me a massage, and rub me as good as you rub daddy" oh boy it was embarrassingly funny
2007-03-25 07:39:51 · 14 answers · asked by Rylan's mom 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My 4 yr old son plays basketball at daycare one day a week. I asked him how the day's basketball had gone. He responded "we just jogged around holding our balls". I had to walk away I was laughing so hard.
Out of the mouths of babes!
2007-03-25 07:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by BPD Wife 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute question :)
I have a 4 year old and he says all sorts of things!
One example:
His nanna was asking him what he wanted to be when he grows up. His answer: a power ranger!
Nanna: Tony those aren't real, what do you want to be that's real?
Him: ok umm... a dog!
Another funny one:
We have a weight machine in the basement because my husband is a fitness buff. He's working out, and my 4 year old is watching. I go past them carrying the laundry, and my son takes his shirt off, flexes, and goes "I'm more RIPPED than daddy!"
that one especially cracked me up
2007-03-25 10:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by IloveLife 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am 4 months pregnant and I am trying to get my 3 yr old used to the idea of having a baby in the house so I have been talking to him about it. The other day he tells me, "Mommy, I need to go in your belly and get my sister out." I couldnt stop laughing!
2007-03-25 10:51:56 · answer #3 · answered by Tiff G 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have two stories. When my son was about 7 we went to visit his grandma who was suffering from angina. As we're all sitting around the table having dinner with about 10 family members, he pipes up with "So gramma, have you had any vagina attacks lately?"
Once on a long road trip my daughter says " I learned a new word at school today. It's c*nt". My husband and I looked at each other, shocked. I asked "What does it mean?" and she said "It's cow poop".
2007-03-25 08:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by katydid 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My 3 365 days previous twins are a persevering with source of amusement for me. they have the two at the instant exchange into excited approximately Mirrors, they love making faces and watching themselves in the replicate. the different day i exchange into in the bathing room drying my hair and my daughter Cara exchange into in the room with me. The door exchange into closed and on the lower back of the door we've an entire length replicate which Cara exchange into (of direction) fullyyt absorbed in. So i ended drying my hair and opened the door to go away the room to discover my different little woman Bambi status on the different fringe of the door. The look on Cara's face exchange into useful as she tried to verify if she exchange into nonetheless looking in the replicate or at her sister. additionally, yet another one i presumed-approximately. At one element we've been having some themes with Bambi and Cara staying of their very own beds at night. Cara exchange into hassle-free, she gave in especially rapidly and stayed in her very own mattress. Bambi on the different hand exchange into having a perplexing time and after she had gotten away from mattress and had us positioned her lower back some circumstances she exchange into crying like mad. i exchange into watching from the place they could no longer see me and swiftly Cara have been given up away from mattress and went over and lay down next to her sister and hugged her and reported, "that is okay sister" i'd desire to have cried, it exchange into so candy!
2016-12-08 10:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandson got a 100 on his first spelling test, when I was bragging about this he looks at my friend and asks "Aren't you Atonished at how smart I am"
When he got a hair cut and his ear pierced his dad was saying he wouldn't get a girl friend with no hair. He tells his dad he has his earring. Then his dad said that never made a difference with him my grandson turns to him and says "Times change, and I have good looks"
2007-03-25 08:04:59 · answer #6 · answered by Nana 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband was remodeling our bathroom and he had given our daughter a plastic screwdriver and piece of wood to "help". When the tile guy came to the door my three year old daughter announced, "Daddy's in the bathroom, we're screwing in there." I wanted to die. Haha. She also came home from preschool with a new vocabulary and kept telling me she wanted to see a "turd". I was shocked and asked her what she thought a "turd" was. She said, "its my next pet." I was thoroughly confused, and I said, "but do you know what a turd is???" and she said, "Yes, mommy, its a turtle-bird." I thought that was hysterical.
2007-03-25 07:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by alliebean 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to drive and when I got mad at other drivers I would beep the horn and say"big jerk"
my son didn't speak yet he was about 1 yrs old
I was driving with him in the back in his carseat and I beeped the horn......all of the sudden he said"big jerk!"
that was not only funny but it was his first words
he didn't start speaking for about 2 mths. after that!
2007-03-25 07:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by leroux3s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 16 month old has some dinosaur pajamas and one day I was pointing at them telling him the dinosaur says "Roar". That night I asked him what it says and he just started saying "Wooaaar, Wooaaar".
2007-03-25 10:19:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mommy of 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of my sons said to me "You should become an actress because you're good at acting." I replied "I can't, they only use beautiful actresses in movies." Then my youngest son said "It's okay mommy! They use ugly people too!"
2007-03-25 08:02:54 · answer #10 · answered by Freakin' Costa Rican 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋