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Why are there no Chocolate trees? I'd be more apt to believe in someone or something that produced a reeses cup tree.

2007-03-25 07:34:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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If God doesn't exists, is there a God?

Obviously, you are an atheist trying to explain why you do not belief the revelation. Even if God doesn't exist (the revelation is untrue), you are still stuck with God, a God you don't not believe.

2007-03-25 07:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by J. 7 · 0 0

Yummy! Reeses! But even if there were Reeses Trees, I still wouldn't believe in him!

I would like the bible more if God was actually Goddess!
(But I still wouldn't believe).

2007-03-25 07:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by Lina 5 · 0 1

That's how it was the first time around and some moron said, "I would believe if they had apple trees." SO, God remade everything, He will not do it again.

2007-03-25 07:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by jonathan x 1 · 3 0

Why didn't god make automatic @rse wipers so man wouldn't have to turn a cog?

2007-03-25 07:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0 0

Yes they do. They're called cocoa trees. Its up to us to turn them into candy. We have to do some stuff for ourselves. God isn't our personal genie.

2007-03-25 07:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by shaolinmantis77 4 · 2 2

Appreciate what God HAS given to you.

2007-03-25 07:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by No Name 2 · 1 1

Wish I could give you a "Thumbsdown".


Edit** Hey!! Why thumbsdown for me? Gosh!! Did I say something bad? LOL

2007-03-25 07:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 0 2

chocolate does come from plants.

it comes from the same plant as cocaine.

2007-03-25 07:42:36 · answer #8 · answered by philosophizer 2 · 0 1

Me too, especially if the fruit had no calories!

2007-03-25 07:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2 1

I have one in my garden! Its very nice.

2007-03-25 07:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1 0

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