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I know this land is real

2007-03-25 07:20:44 · 13 answers · asked by Brandon F 1 in Travel Australia Other - Australia

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Get a dog. Name him TOTO. Go to Kansas and wait for a tornado.

2007-03-25 15:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Qantas has a non-stop service to the Land of Oz.

All Cowardly Lion's and Cairn terrier's answering to the name Toto must have all the correct AQIS paper's attached and MUST fly cargo.

It is requested all Tin Men and Witch's (wicked or otherwise) arrive at the security checkpoint a further 2 hours earlier to allow time for immigration checks and luggage/person scan's.

2007-03-25 16:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by fatcat 3 · 0 0

Follow the yellow brick road... Wait, that's for the Emerald City, but that's IN Oz...

2007-03-25 07:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Flappy 3 · 0 0

Sweetheart, unless you can find it on a map...its not real.
I think it reprisents a place in your head that you can go to when you a reach a certain amount of peace. Drugs might be the best bet if you really want to go there. But i dont think its a god idea. and probably not as easy to get out of as clicking your heels and wishing to go home.

2007-03-25 07:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by simi_oju69 1 · 0 0

You go by plane, and depending on where you're from, it might take 22 hours or less - and maybe switch planes along the way as well...

If all else fails, follow the yellow brick road.

2007-03-25 07:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

do something wrong then runaway then try to come back and during a storm called for your aunt and lastly land on a witch...

2007-03-25 17:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Alyssa 1 · 0 0

Dream a little dream!

Or just catch a boat or plane!

You can't get there by car, it's a whole other country! lol

2007-03-25 19:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0 0

You could wait for a twister to blow you over or you could simply jump on a Qantas flight....

2007-03-25 18:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 0 0

go to Kansas and find a twister to get there. say hi to Glenda for me when you get there.

2007-03-25 07:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by territheterribleliar 4 · 1 0

if northern hemi- flush and swim againest the tide
southern-flush and start swimmin' lol :)

2007-03-27 22:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by jo.joggers 4 · 0 0

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