today. A man riding his motorcycle crashed and slid on the asphalt. He lost his entire left side. They say that he is all right now.
2007-03-25 07:11:44 · 13 answers · asked by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please keep in mind what catagory this is in.
2007-03-25 07:16:36 · update #1
Jeff was driving his car down a freeway when he gets a call on his cell phone. It's his boss, offering him a promotion. When he hears the news, Jeff swerves slightly. About five minutes later, Jeff gets another call from his boss, offering him another promotion. After hearing the good news, he nearly loses control of his car but carries on driving. Five minutes after that, Jeff gets another phone call, again it's his boss, but now he offers Jeff his job. Jeff loses control completely and smashes into a tree.
Jeffs wife gets a call from the police telling her about the accident. When she asks if he's ok, the police officer replies, "Yes ma'am, he just CAREER-ed off the road"
2007-03-25 07:18:34 · answer #1 · answered by Farmboy90 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 21:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! : } Sounds like the one where the plane crashed on the U.S.-Canadian
border. Where did they bury the survivors? : } Good one!!
2007-03-25 07:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by Garnet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he slid along the road did they play the Dambuster's March?
(bouncing like the bombs . . . . ? - oh well)
2007-03-25 08:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it he lost his left side so now he is all right how funny is that
2007-03-25 07:52:02 · answer #5 · answered by amy s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and his right is all that is left
2007-03-25 15:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats right. haha
2007-03-25 07:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by notre1842dame 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a sad joke.
2007-03-25 07:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by territheterribleliar 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
all RIGHT.... omg soo funn-ay!
LMAO!
LOL!
here's a star and a rose:
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2007-03-25 07:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny at all.
2007-03-25 09:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Jessye S 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋