A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, " Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job ! "
The social worker behind the counter says, " Your time is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around his Mercedes, but he'll supply all your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. "
The guy, wide-eyed, says " You're bullshittin' me ! "
The social worker says, " Yeah, well...you started it. "
2007-03-25 07:11:35 · 6 answers · asked by whenwhalesfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sad thing is, his claim was denied.
good funny-ha-ha
2007-03-30 22:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-25 14:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um-hum!! LOL.
That's about right! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-27 07:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMGosh!!!!! That's hilarious! I'll have to remember that one. :P
Thanks for brightening my day.
2007-03-25 13:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats mean! lol loive it!
2007-03-31 09:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by DKB_BABY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very very very funny!
2007-03-30 05:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by techme523 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋