how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? =)?

Answer 1

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck, more commonly known as a groundhog, could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:
-The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
-The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
-The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Finally, some maintain that woodchucks would not chuck wood at all even IF woodchucks could chuck wood, citing noted wildlife expert Dr. Seuss who claimed he once heard a wood chuck say:

I am Chuck, a woodchuck I am.
I would not chuck wood though I can.
I would not chuck wood in a box.
I would not chuck wood with a fox.
I would not chuck wood in a house.
I would not chuck wood with a mouse.
I would not chuck wood here or there.
I would not chuck wood anywhere.

Answer 2

Well it depends whether the wood chuck could chuck wood so the wood chuck would chuck wood because if the wood chuck couldn't chuck wood then he shouldn't chuck wood in the first place.

Answer 3

who's Chuck Norris?

Answer 4

It beats the Chuck out of me. But it's good for a CHUCKle.

Answer 5

I have no idea, but Chuck Norris could do better

Answer 6

chuck?

Answer 7

I don't know but...Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Answer 8

not enough the beavers would still have him beat

Answer 9

3lbs