A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business.
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, " And how much do you make a week ? "
A little surprised, the young man looks at him and replies, " I make $300.00 a week. Why? "
The CEO then hands the guy $1,200.00 in cash and screams, " Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back ! "
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and ask, " Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here ? "
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers muttered,
" Pizza delivery boy from Domino's. "
2007-03-25
06:55:28
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