2007-03-25 05:52:28 · 21 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Then..... it's..... curable now?
EXORCIST!! I NEED AN EXORCIST!!! I can't go to work sneezing out the Devil, can I? Clients don't take too tell to demon-splatter.
2007-03-25 05:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I understand that there are christians that denie any disproof of god, the bible never said that the commen cold was caused by demonic possesion. If you haven't noticed, scientists discovered these little things we like to call viruses that cause the commen cold. Besides, demonic possesion looks like some one is having a cesure, while the commen cold just makes you caugh and sniffle.
2007-03-25 13:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, then, the demons are pretty smart if they can convince all the doctors in the world that little germs are to blame for the common cold.
2007-03-25 12:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by whitearmofrohan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot Dang! I think you're right!!
That explains both why I never catch a cold and why the world inevitably seems a brighter place when you get together all the whiny snivellers, give then a stiff drink and send them home to bed for a few days!
What genius!
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2007-03-25 13:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, Puritan.
I hardly ever get colds and I'm not exactly on friendly terms with the Lord Almighty.
2007-03-25 12:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by [192882] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the common cold is usually contracted through improper handwashing, and it is said that cleanliness is next to godliness so I guess you're on to something!
2007-03-25 12:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since they are wrong... I'm sure they have a lot more to worry about than what causes their colds.
2007-03-25 12:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by John Boy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol....Demons are being passed around like hotcakes in my classroom then. It seems my elementary students are perpetually possessed.
2007-03-25 14:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by KS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I hope not I have a cold right now,am I possessed?
AD
2007-03-25 13:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if I put some of that toxic medication in my system for that "common cold" that could otherwise be easily remedied?
2007-03-25 13:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the POPE! I need an EXORCIST! I have deeeeemmmooooonsssss and they must come out.
Note: You have got to be kidding me. Colds are readily explainable.
2007-03-25 13:03:58 · answer #11 · answered by faeofthemoon_xo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋