Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your t!ts dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your t!ts dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your t!ts dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"
2007-03-25 05:34:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This story changes some details, but FUNNY AS HELL! HAHAHA! I usually change the characters when I retell it though!
2007-03-25 05:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by puga882006@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but funny. 8/10.
2007-03-25 09:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wad a joke
2007-03-25 05:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Rudi(WC) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is just a story
2007-03-25 05:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by mwaks 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG this is sick, disturbing in so many ways
2007-03-25 05:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Axel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol......
2007-03-25 08:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by J Lo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋