2007-03-25 05:18:59 · 11 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I certainly hope so. The white robe, long hair and beard are soooooo passe. Maybe he should get the Queer Eye guys to come out of retirement. They could even help with knowing the proper wine from water for each occasion, the best bread for communion (those little white hosts always stuck to the roof of my mouth). They would probably do away with the facial hair, making him look at least 500 years younger.
2007-03-25 05:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
All those human beings on YouTube are the two hallucinating or mendacity. Do you think each physique that tells you that they have had a imaginative and prescient of something coming? Epic rational questioning fail. Even for a Christian, Malachai above me is sweet - the Bible itself teaches that no you may still no the time while Jesus will come, if he even is coming.
2016-10-20 10:19:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
The Jesus movement years ago, was too much a hippy Jesus. Now Jesus is apearing similar but real and not a hippy.
When Jesus comes back to rule, He Is coming back as the Lion of Judah.
2007-03-25 05:27:39 · answer #3 · answered by LottaLou 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't worry about things like that because you won't recognize him anyway. The devil will be there also in disguise as Jesus. You have to know which is Christ himself. If you believe in Jesus Christ our savior then you won.t have a problem with that.
2007-03-25 05:27:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tinkerbell 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, he hired Vera Wang for a new robe, Jimmy Choo for his new sandals and Ken Paves for his hair because he just loves Jessica Simpson's new look.
2007-03-25 05:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
None of this materialism on earth matters in Heaven. None of us will have our earthly bodies in Heaven either. It's of no concern at all. What matters is that you accept Him into your heart and believe in Him. Ask forgiveness for your sins. In the end, that's all it comes down to.
2007-03-25 05:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by debrenee211 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*snicker*
Cutting edge Birkenstocks will be first on the list, I'm sure.
Does the perfection of deity extend to fashion sense?
2007-03-25 05:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you thinking metrosexual?
2007-03-25 05:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by taa 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I hope he comes back as a metrosexual...
ahhhh.... you beat me to it! *smiles*
2007-03-25 05:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He must be bald by now.
2007-03-25 05:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋