I like to take my inflatable doll GF train spotting as she loves steam engines, normally she stays in my haversack with my marmite sarnies, but last night at Crewe she insisted on coming out onto the platform, that's when the trouble started, SHE was the one that instigated sex but I was the one arrested!!!! £200 fine AND I missed the 11.05 from wigan!!! What new hobby do you think we could take up? (bearing in mind that she is scared of heights).
2007-03-25 05:05:51 · 37 answers · asked by Floppy Dick 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You need to stop making excuses for her! You need to have a frank conversation, and I mean NOW, addressing your concerns. Are you willing to spend the rest of your life posting bail and getting hung out to dry?? Remind her that balloons are a dime a dozen. If she is not willing or able to amend her behavior for both of yours' sakes, it's time to move on. If possible, I would stop short of exposing her to sharp objects. Just remember you are in charge! Of the air pump.
Best of luck!
2007-03-25 05:19:33 · answer #1 · answered by and_y_knot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hay Jennie, I must admit, I have only heard of guys that get this horny as to want sex every day, and usually they are in there teens to early 20s. But no, I don't see anything wrong with being this horny (as to want sex this frequently), there is methods of 'staving off' this feeling but unfortunately involves giving in (and finding a way of releasing your feeling) using a artificial source. ;) Hope this helps
2016-03-29 03:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowzers... alrighty then... something I have yet to hear of. Well, first off I think you need to find a real woman. Someone that you can have sex with (but preferably not out in public) and if you need your doll to go with you... it is summer. Try swimming. If she is inflatable that could mean using her as a chair in the water or whatever.
2007-03-25 05:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay... you should get a new hobby. Say, a girlfriend that isn't inflatable and could possibly get arrested with you. That would probably be a good start.
Funny... I love this question.
2007-03-25 05:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by ceaz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor you, you've had a bad time recently. Why not try bird spotting as that way you can both sit in a field away from everyone and not cause a public nuisance, lol!
2007-03-25 05:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHE should take you birdwatching .... of the unfeathered kind and maybe be happy enough to do a threesome with you. That should keep you both amused until the 11.05 to wigan.
2007-03-25 05:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by chiccigyal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to be mean or any thing but you should get a real girl but if you cant or dont want to stay in rent a movie order dinner and have fun IN SIDE so you dont have more problems.
2007-03-25 05:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um you deserved to get arrested and fined for having sex with a doll in public and the doll does not think or want to do anything
2007-03-25 05:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by dancingkitty95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was a loser for still being single, but I'd rather be a loser than have a partner who needs regular inflating!! :P
2007-03-25 05:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo have you tried talking to a therapist about your problem. You do realize it just a doll.
2007-03-25 05:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by TeeT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋