2007-03-25 04:57:10 · 7 answers · asked by hotlipsjulie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
Tell the bride to put her hand flat down on the table.
Tell the groom to put his hand on top of hers.
Tell the bride to say, "I love you" to the groom.
Tell the groom to say, "I love you" to the bride.
Then you state, "Folks! You have witnessed the very last time the *groom* will ever have the upper hand and last word!"
2007-03-25 06:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by sweetxgrace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are looking for a little humour... Hand out a few keys before dinner to some women, make sure you hand one key to a man that has good sense of humour. Make sure this guy knows to wait until very end to return the key. During your speech make sure you announce that he is now off the market, so all his ex flames should return their keys to his place....all the women will get up and drop the keys on groom's plate and this usually gets a good laugh. Then say there is one key missing and have the guy return it....that usually finishes it ha ha.
2007-03-25 05:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Kazzz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a girl and here's the best ones.
-Show her that you love her with all your heart.
-Write a poem that came from your heart.
Do something that would really touch her soul.
I hoped helped
Good Luck!
2007-03-25 05:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by TempoBronze124 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say what a great friend you have both been and how happy he has found someone special, and that now she can look after him and you don't have to anymore he he (joke)
2007-03-25 05:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by chez006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweetxgrace hit this one outta the park. I'm gonna use that one April 14th in Hershey PA. Thanks Grace!!
2007-03-25 13:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by royride 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.freeweddingspeech.com/
2007-03-25 05:38:44 · answer #6 · answered by jmya1030 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are usually drunken and from the heart.. lol
2007-03-25 05:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋