A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"
2007-03-25 04:33:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewwww! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-25 09:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I experienced this with my first 11 and a nil.5 years in the past and grew to become into hoping it grew to become into going to alter while we found out our forth grew to become into going to be a boy. Ever outfit i grew to become into given had some form of activities kit on them. I even tried to get some boy's non activities fabric to make some burp cloths and there grew to become into in basic terms an exceedingly small area of one shelf yet there have been a minimum of four cabinets of girly print or solids I even had a no longer hassle-free time looking a halloween gown for my then one million 365 days previous there have been lots of princesses,faeries, dora, crimson bunnies or maybe crimson skeletons. there grew to become into great hero costumes yet in length 4 and up my oldest son grew to become into going to be a skeleton and wanted his brother to be one too and we could no longer wind one which wasn't crimson. I hate the shops I certainly have around right here. I certainly have how ever discovered a extra ideal no longer great yet extra ideal decision of little boys cloths at our as quickly as upon a newborn (resale save ) I have been given my son a undeniable blue long sleeve gown shirt and and black gown flora there for extra or less $8.00 for the pair.
2016-10-20 10:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... Halairous
2007-03-25 04:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by Indecisive Tiger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i've heard stuff like that.
still funny though
2007-03-25 04:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...eww....BUT HILARIOUS!!!!!good one 9/10
2007-03-25 09:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was gross but it was really funny!!!!!
2007-03-25 04:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-25 04:36:56 · answer #7 · answered by bugzzie13th♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋