Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
2007-03-25 04:31:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that was the funniest joke I've like ever heard. That was a good one. You totally just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 04:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhhhaahhh.
2007-03-25 05:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by Morgan<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-03-25 09:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
y did he have to b "dirty little matt"?*?
bahaha good 1
2007-03-25 04:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by =) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that matt needs to wash his hands and lose the dirty part...wisdon need not be covered with dirt...
2007-03-25 04:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by blueJean 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so funny! Such a school joke!
2007-03-25 04:36:45 · answer #6 · answered by cryvksr 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that before but still good joke
2007-03-25 04:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Katie S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny good one
2007-03-25 04:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is like sooooo funny!
2007-03-25 08:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by girlygirl8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one
2007-03-25 04:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kendra 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋