and no rude jokes. funny jokes only
2007-03-25 04:03:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun!
Q: How do you shoot a PINK elephant?
A: you hold its nose until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
2007-03-25 04:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by yuuki chan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke from my 9 yr old daughter:
How do you put the elephant in a refrigerator in 3 moves?
How?...1.open the refrigerator 2.put the elephant 3. close the door. .....Then how we will put the giraffe next, in 4 moves?
how?.......1. open the refrigerator 2. take out the elephant 3. put on the giraffe 4. close the door.... What about the elephant? what?... the elephant!.... sorry mummy, the refrigerator's full. =0 Hope you like that! =)
2007-03-25 11:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here are some funny videos!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dont.php http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/imario.php
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/varietybash
2007-03-25 11:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by Nate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go on google and wright beach boys camel toe song
2007-03-25 11:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by bx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.glumbert.com/media/irack
2007-03-25 11:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by sissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.glumbert.com/media/irack... , this is funny if you hate the gov't
2007-03-25 11:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by Lets go 2 Candy Mt. Charlie!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋