2007-03-25 03:38:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I once drove another co-workers car to the next parking lot... she totally freaked after work thinking it was stolen.
I add a few drops of food coloring to my friend's food. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful when she noticed her chicken was red.
other funny pranks that i've heard...
April Fools' Day - Spare Change
This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.
Grab a bunch of alarm clocks, set them to alarm at very early times in the morning and hide them all around different places at your victims room!
Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a car. (Make sure the car isn't already on!) Then get in it and have your parents/ friend start it up and it will pop. It will sound like the tire popped.
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/1939-ap...
First you put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream. I don't recommend this because I got grounded for 3 months when I tried it. It's funny, and messy, so if you don't take my advice and do it anyway, be ready to clean up the mess! EWW!!!
2007-04-01 11:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Jan!3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok that is my favorite however it is lovely unhealthy :) Q. What's orange and seems like a parrot? A. A carrot :) hehe Q. What to the virtual clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandad no fingers :) Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick :) Q. Why are pirates referred to as pirates? A. Because they aaarrreee Q. What's gray and has a trunk? A. A mouse happening vacation Q. What's brown and has a trunk? A. A mouse getting back from vacation :) :) Hope you no less than smiled :)
2016-09-05 15:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by bebber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sherlock Holmes and faithful companion Dr. Watson were on a stakeout in a very complicated mystery set in a hillside town. They had put up a tent to stay conveniently within reach of the suspect's mansion. On their first night in the tent, Holmes asked Watson some questions and repeatedly belittled him for not knowing the answer, frankly irking Watson to the point of secretly cursing Holmes to death.
The next night, not prepared to take anything casually, Watson was prepared to give his best, most thought out answers to any questions, yet none came. At least not until both had been fast asleep for a few hours. Holmes woke Watson up in the middle of their slumber and said, "Watson, look at the sky and tell me what's going on!!"
Gazing at the sky, Watson replied, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes went silent for a minute and then said, "Elementary dear Watson, someone's stolen our tent!! "
2007-04-01 23:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by CarolineMary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to grow chickens
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks.
"That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean business," the city slicker replied.
A week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said. "Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him.
"Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems." "Problems?" asked the proprietor. "Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together."
2007-03-31 15:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know! I like to search the jokes on Yahoo!, though, they have good ones.
2007-04-01 14:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's kinda gross but some people find it funny:
What's green and red? A frog in a blender
2007-04-02 03:14:21 · answer #6 · answered by limodore 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its in a foreign language called isbanistanian, here it is:
isdj iejdlks kie sijl slkdjj wols?
wiel widcus ci looie nnbot oszlj boratz.
Lol funny
2007-03-31 04:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a bucket of water don't know what they did up there but they came back with a daughter.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! how is that when i first heard it it was funny buy i heard it 2 years ago enjoy.
2007-04-01 22:17:25 · answer #8 · answered by ciarrin kershaw 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blond stare at the frozen orange juice?
Because it said CONCENTRATE
2007-04-01 08:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dani 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Borat is a joke.
2007-04-01 03:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by Axel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋