An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it for the express degree you told me about?"
"It's 50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business. Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree so badly before you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer..."
2007-03-25 03:34:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO - funny
Here is one for you:
An very rich old man is dying. The lawyer and the priest are at his bedside hoping for huge contributions. Suddenly, the old man calls them over and has the priest stand on his right side and the lawyer on his left side... And he says: "I want to die like Jesus... with a crook on either side."
2007-03-25 03:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-03-25 16:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-03-25 11:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i love it, and yet i am a lawyer
2007-03-25 10:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Lets go 2 Candy Mt. Charlie!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2007-03-25 10:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by overrun_girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny, kinda sad.
2007-03-25 10:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by paradox5050 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Well done!
2007-03-25 10:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesnt die. The defense rests.
2007-03-25 10:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It Would Be Better if he didn't die
2007-03-25 10:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by abbohill2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..yea...that is a good one
2007-03-25 10:38:38 · answer #10 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋