PRICELESS
Ok, it's time I give men a little credit here.
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
companies Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker,
but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back
at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner
of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
his wife in lipstick:
2007-03-25 03:04:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door "
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married"!!
Broken Coffee Table… £150
Hot Breakfast… £5.00
Two Aspirins… 50p
Saying the right thing, at the right time… PRICELESS
2007-03-25 03:05:06 · update #1
That is Brilliant Emma, one up for the lads Yipeeee.
10/10 + star
2007-03-25 03:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-03-25 03:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's taken into consideration one of my accepted adult adult males on earth and my absolute accepted character from Barcelona. i like him better than the gamers ans he does deserve extra credit. human beings use the 'inherited group' excuse too plenty. It grew to become into he who made the alternative to sell Henry and Ronaldinho and concentration on making Messi the fulcrum of the group. Low and behold, he created the ideal participant in present day soccer. purely because of fact he did no longer make up Tiki-Taka does no longer mean he won't be able to have credit to it. He made it virtually (virtually!) perfect. Yeah he's made some errors yet it extremely is area of the educational technique. A lesser supervisor could no longer have won 13 trophies.
2016-10-20 10:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, Whats the question?I guess the statement would be,!Watch out for Wonder Woman and say exactly what you said or risk being neutered,Dont make any mistakes and lie with a straight face!
2007-03-25 03:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh that's cute. Nice one.Thanks for the early morning laugh!!
2007-03-25 03:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great story with a happy ending. Love it!!!
2007-03-25 03:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by paradox5050 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think that was nearly as funny as I thought it was romantic. That was very nice, I am going to remember that one .
2007-03-25 03:28:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mc Fly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless you! I needed that heart felt chuckle this morning.
2007-03-25 03:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by Nana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Made me laugh out loud!
2007-03-25 03:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by MsAdventure 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats fantastic. Very good. x
2007-03-25 03:12:53 · answer #10 · answered by Whatever. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋