A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, "How will I recognise him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once-over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her ****?"
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?"
2007-03-25 03:03:36 · 9 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is HILARIOUS!!
I was already laughing out loud at 'mouf'!!!
Very good - I'll tell it to my hubby when he comes in - he'll like it too!!
2007-03-25 03:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh trot!! LOL! Poor midget. Nice one.
Thanks for the early morning laugh!!
2007-03-25 10:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-25 10:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original.Very funny.
2007-03-25 10:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Hugh M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute to work it out but funny!!!!!
2007-03-25 10:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololololol. great
2007-03-25 10:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by t -oder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-03-25 10:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good (trot)
2007-03-25 10:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOL! star for you!!!
2007-03-25 10:08:53 · answer #9 · answered by merciasounds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋