Wow... you wouldn't want to be born on Dec 31st and wearing a white top when you opened this up....
MONTH YOU WERE BORN
JANUARY-----------I HATE
FEBRUARY---------I kissed
MARCH-------------I punched
APRIL---------------I KILLED A
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE---------------- I BEAT
JULY-----------------I PIMP SLAPPED
AUGUST------------I KICKED
SEPTEMBER--------I MESSED WITH
OCTOBER----------- I DREAMT ABOUT
NOVEMBER---------I CHOKED
DECEMBER--------- I MADE OUT WITH
- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------MY NEIGHBOR
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------MYSELF
4-------- HIM/HER
5--------SPONGEBOB
6--------A MEXICAN
7--------A SPOON
8--------P.DIDDY
9--------A GANGSTER
10-------A LAWN GNOME
11------- My EX
12-------my BOYFRIEND
13-------TRUE LOVE
14-------A ****
15-------A CHEERLEADER
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17------- A HOBO
18-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
19-------A COOKIE
20-------A SEXY *****
21-------A NOODLE
22-------A BANANA
23-------A HOE
24-------A TREE
25-------1000 PEOPLE
26-------YOU
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY EX
29-------A hobo
30-------A WHITE BOY
31-------MY UNCLE
- COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE--------- BECAUSE I LOVE BALLS IN MY MOUTH
BROWN----------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
PINK------------BECAUSE IM A PREP
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE THAT ***** STOLE MY TACO
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CANT GET AN ERECTION
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT/IN A TOWL------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
ORANGE--------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL.
RED-------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT ****
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BLACK--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE UR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN-------------BECAUSE YOU MUMS GOOD IN BED
TYE DIE---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
More Than One Color----------BECAUSE I love you
2007-03-25 02:53:46 · 10 answers · asked by Butterfly Kisses ♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I beat a banana because I'm a prep.
What did you do?
2007-03-25 02:56:44 · update #1
I kicked a tree because I was high!!!
2007-03-25 05:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by daniel_marsland 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I messed with myself because that's how I roll
2007-03-25 03:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by carnivale4ever 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I slapped a noodle because i like balls in my mouth!!!!
Very very funny!! LOL
2007-03-25 22:37:02 · answer #3 · answered by votehowardout 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kicked a cookie because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
2007-03-25 03:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by dreamgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I made out with a white boy because i like balls in my mouth!
haha.. i think that one should deff. win best answer!
2007-03-25 11:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Smile it's Sarah!! =] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol my sister was born on dec 31... my birthday is nov 7th so
nov- i choked
7-a spoon
more then one color-because i love you
2007-03-25 05:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I beat P. Diddy because he stole my taco lol...I love it!
2007-03-26 01:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I messed with my friends pant!!
2007-03-25 03:29:29 · answer #8 · answered by Swetha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JUNE---------------- I BEAT
9--------A GANGSTER
More Than One Color----------BECAUSE I love you
LOL!!!
2007-03-25 03:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by flautist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I slapped.....my ex.....because I was high.
2007-03-25 20:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by tanny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋