A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What
May I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's
Electronic hair dryer for my mother’s
Birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm
Afraid
They'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through?
Customs For me? Under your robes perhaps?"
I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie.
With your honest face, Father, No one will question you; when they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
Declare."
The official thought this answer strange. So asked, and what do you have to Declare from your waist to the floor?"
I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date, unused.
Roaring with laughter, the official said,
2007-03-25 02:44:58 · 7 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Go ahead, Father."
2007-03-25 02:56:43 · update #1
LOL! That's a good one.
Thanks for the early morning laugh!
2007-03-25 02:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-25 03:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved this one, well done, even bet it happened. 10/10
2007-03-25 03:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant so far but what's the punch line ?
2007-03-25 02:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by oldtimer 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude where did you get that joke from.Hahahahaha:D
2007-03-25 03:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by dude d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's kinda dirty, but funny.
2007-03-25 02:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WTG mate!!!!! Ta!!!!!!
2007-03-26 14:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋