A man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One day she announced that she was pregnant, and not wanting to harm his marriage he said to his girlfriend, If you go to Italy and have the baby and stay there until it's 18, i'll give you a huge wad of cash and maintenance every month. The woman agreed and said, how will i contact you to let you know i've had the baby?
Just send me a postcard with the word spaghetti on it, and i know to start the payments he said, so the woman goes off.
So nearly nine months later, a postcard arrives addressed to him and his wife is puzzled this arrived this morning, can you explain it? he took the postcard off her, went white and promptly fainted, on the card was written, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with meatballs, one without!
2007-03-25 02:18:03 · 17 answers · asked by merciasounds 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L 10/10
2007-03-25 02:24:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 9/10
2007-03-25 09:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 boys and 1 girl. he he he
2007-03-25 09:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee
2007-03-25 09:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I too found it extremely funny. I laughed till I
bust a gut!!!
2007-03-25 09:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-25 09:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 boys 1 girl. haha thats how i feel! im in the middle between an older bro and a lil bro and im a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-25 09:33:56 · answer #7 · answered by Zet-Let and Dezserret here! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was fresh and funny 3x maintenance tee hee !
2007-03-25 09:21:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 boys and a girl? i dont get it
2007-03-25 09:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me and my friends laugh too im not sure your question but its def funny!
2007-03-25 09:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by luv2hate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋