Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brain in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread stuck to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
2007-03-25 01:58:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
2007-03-25 01:59:00 · update #1
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-25 02:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't very funny. It would have been funnier if you said that Linda was a blond at the beginning.
2007-03-25 02:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by EC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last sentence, but the rest is just too long winded to be funny, and it doesn't have a punchline. To be honest, it is a bit boring
2007-03-25 02:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by Ty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but understandable considering the circumstances.
2007-03-25 02:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's ok...i've heard it before, but would a blond have a whole canister of brains....i think one biscuit would be the right amount...lol
2007-03-25 02:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde? What a surprise??... lol
Don't think there was much fear of any brain falling out of that head....lol
2007-03-25 02:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Peta G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mythbusters did a segment on this very thing. I guess it has happened.
2007-03-25 02:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite long winded but funny never the less.
2007-03-25 02:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. It's an okay story
2007-03-25 02:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by Pleasehelp:( 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-25 02:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Marcus M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋