George W. Bush and Tony Blair (before resignation :P) are at a White House dinner.
One of the guests walks over to them and asks what they're discussing.
"We are making up the plans for World War III", says Bush.
Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We're gonna kill 2 billion Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused.
"One...dentist?" He says "Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."
2007-03-25
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