If so then this will make you smile,
Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something.
One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
They both stumbled off home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck in her panties that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."
2007-03-25 01:05:33 · 15 answers · asked by pups 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loooool
thanks for making me laugh, i woke up regretting stuff myself after my own drinking yesterday....
2007-03-25 01:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Zoppy Mt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I caught one doing that on a united states street presently.. I felt sorry for her as i understand she have been given her panties moist leaping up the way she did... i desire she did not harm herself... as quickly as i grew to become into driving truck and caught in direction of Chicago trafic... I had to #2 REALLLLLLLY undesirable... that's whilst a bucket and a trash bag are available reachable... whenyou have been given to goyou have been given to pass... yet i did not observe the motor domicile with the youngsters in the back had pulled up the place they'd see desirable into the sleeper... Oh nicely... that they had a stable giggle
2016-11-23 14:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker puppy worth the full 10/10
2007-03-25 10:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-25 01:45:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 to 1o =1o
2007-03-25 01:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-25 01:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. But doncha just hate when that happens!
2007-03-25 01:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thet is soooooooo funny!
2007-03-25 01:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by Whatz up 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-25 01:08:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL---I love it! Definitely one I hadn't heard before. Thanks for starting my morning with a laugh.
2007-03-25 01:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋