Mine was probably... "Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself inside them!"
2007-03-25 01:05:19 · 4 answers · asked by Bex 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i used 'can please please please have sex with you, i'll leave straight away and never bother you ever again. please, i'm begging you. i think i love you. i follow you home from work somedays and then go home and masturbate and cry. please just let me stroke your hair... '
and now she is my lovely wife.
2007-03-25 01:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by splinter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are those space pants your wareing cuz your azz is out of this world
2007-03-25 08:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHaaahHaAhHa!!!
2007-03-25 08:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by CM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy: "whats your sign?"
girl: "no entry"
................ classic!
2007-03-25 08:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋