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One time a goat went to the_______to get________.
He came home and_________.
Fill in your answers funniest one wins!

2007-03-25 00:51:32 · 13 answers · asked by Kendra 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

one time a goat went to the school to get homework
he came home and found out that he did not have any pencils to do his homework.

2007-03-25 00:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by ReRe_Sunshine 3 · 1 1

One time a goat went to the_milk diary_to get_milk_.
He came home and _drank the milk_.




yuk!! i am so bad at this......
[but the point here is that the goat doest need to go to the diary as he already is a milch animal ]

2007-03-25 08:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

One time a goat went to the MARKET to get SOME VEGIE'S
He came home and cooked the vegies

2007-03-25 08:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1 0

One time a goat went to the pub to get drunk.
He came home and wet the bed.

2007-03-25 07:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Pharmacy,
laxatives,
crapped

2007-03-25 07:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

One time a goat went to the barber to get shave.
He came home and admired his new 'goatee' in the mirror.

2007-03-25 07:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by Peta G 2 · 1 1

One time a goat went to the (club) to get (whores). He came home and (f u c k e d).

2007-03-25 07:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by lisa 5 · 0 2

Store, Milk,Died

2007-03-25 07:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

store.....a 6-pack.....poured the beer down the sink, and ate all the cans.

2007-03-25 08:00:34 · answer #9 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 1 0

bridge/a troll/cooked it

2007-03-25 07:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by prairiegurrl 5 · 0 1

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