1-Once there were 5 little pigs. They all went to a restraunt one day. They all asked for a soda. The first asked for a small, the second asked for a medium, the third asked for large, the forth asked for an extra large, and the fifth asked for their SUPER DUPER MEGA SIZE!!!!! they all fineshed up when the first four pigs asked for directions to the bathroom. The fifth pig some how didn't have to go even though he had te SUPER DUPER MEGA SIZE soda. When the pigs come back they ask "don't you need to go to the bathroom after that BIG soda!!!!" and the pig said "NO I gotta go wee wee wee all the way home"
2-once their was a teddy bear and two twin elvs. One day the bear and the elvs went to the park. (and let me say they live in a land above the clouds) one elf was sad and began to cry. The other elf said "what is wrong?" "i'm SO short!) "it's ok" said the bear "I have seen this migit boy once, he was so popular but short." "Oh my god" he said to the other elf " Bears can talk"
2007-03-24 15:46:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
guys I'm only 11 what do you expect?
2007-03-25 03:22:08 · update #1
i've heard the first one.. and it's funny!
i've never heard the second one though.. but that one's hilarious (in my world)!!!!
2007-03-24 15:50:37 · answer #1 · answered by somegirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! They are really funny!!! But, I'd like it if elves didn't take the Lord's name in vain.
2007-03-24 22:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by live laugh love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-03-24 22:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one is from the nusery ryhme that parent do to their babies toes.
the 2nd one is so obvious i can explain it. maybe someone else can
2007-03-24 22:55:29 · answer #4 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get number one but not number two...
2007-03-24 22:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by Smuckers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I get them 10/10
2007-03-24 22:52:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first joke i get but is really stupid, second i kind of get but it is really really stupid and somewat confusing and hard to follow,neither are funny
2007-03-24 23:22:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got the 1st one but not the 2nd, sorry:(
2007-03-24 22:51:01 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but they are not the funniest.
2007-03-24 22:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by collegegirlkp93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm sorry, they're really cute, but not really funny.
2007-03-24 22:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋