in2 a bank in New York city& asks 4 d loan officer.He tells the loanofficer dat he is going to india on buisnes 4 2 weeks&needs 2 borrow $5000.d bank officer tells him dat d bank will need some form of security 4 d loan, so d indian man hands over the keys 2 a new ferrari parked on d street in front of d bank?He produces d title & everything checks out.The loanofficer agrees 2 accept the car as collateral 4 d loan. d banks president & its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the indian 4 using a $250,000 as collateral against a $5000 loan.An employeof d bank then drives d ferrari in2 d banks underground garrage & parks it there. 2 weeks later d indian returns,repays the $5000 & the interest,which comes 2 $15.41.The loan oficer says,"sir we r very happy 2 have had ur buisness&dis transaction had worked out very nicely but v r a little puzzled.while u were away v cheked out&found dat u r a multi millionare.wat puzles us is y would u bother 2 borow $5000?what did d indian man reply?
2007-03-17 23:37:25 · 19 answers · asked by rose 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where else can i park my car in New York for $15.41 with security along with it?
2007-03-18 00:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Indian man replied 'If i had parked my car for 2 weeks it would have cost me more than $15.41!" Really brain of an Indian is great in saving money.
2007-03-17 23:59:52 · answer #2 · answered by Vikas Singh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be all his money was fake with which he must have
bought the Ferrari. Now as he knows that he would be
caught in the airport for having fake money, he gets real
money from the bank and leaves.
No wonder Indians are the greatest genius when coming to
planning illegally.
2007-03-19 00:21:49 · answer #3 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The man replied "Where else in New York could I park my car for two weeks and make sure it was still there when I got bacK?"
2007-03-18 10:35:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cheaper and safer than paying for parking during that time in NY city
2007-03-17 23:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said he could borrow any amount of money anytime, but he could not find any parking lot in busy downtown New York where he could be certain his car would be safe.
2007-03-17 23:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheaper than airport parking.
2007-03-17 23:41:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for free parking.
2007-03-18 03:56:03 · answer #8 · answered by yuvraj S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he wouldn't have to pay for parking?
2007-03-17 23:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he wanted to have a cheap parking lot!!
2007-03-17 23:51:32 · answer #10 · answered by MOKSHA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋