2007-03-17 22:46:12 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ First Aid
The old balls in the waffle iron trick, eh? What you'll need to do, before it gets too hot, is make sure you have maple syrup on hand. I remember when I had a bloke's balls in a waffle iron and found out I had to toddle down the store for some syrup. Ended up with burnt balls. Dog wouldn't touch them. Then you'll need a good solid spatula, this will assist in lifting them off the hot surface of the iron, while prising the iron open with a thick plastic stick. DO NOT use a metal implement on the teflon coating of the iron, as this will scratch it and render your iron useless for future non stick cooking. For even cooking, ensure opposite sides of iron are as close as possible. Grill on high for three minutes, then reduce heat to medium until balls are golden brown. Remove from iron and place on plate. Smother with syrup. Enjoy.
2007-03-17 23:02:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Try calling an ambulance. They will help you. If your waffle Iron is on, are your testes burning? Try using a metallic stick and use it as a lever to open the iron and look for ice to put it on your scrotum. If anything doesn't work, go to the hospital. How did your testes and scrotum got stuck in the waffle iron? What do you feel?
To all those who have no feeling of shame: This guy should not be laughed at. If this man where you, would you like people to laugh at you because of pain in the carriers of the spermatozoa. This is no comedy but a matter of excruciating pain. Pls. Reflect and apologize for the poor man!
2007-03-18 06:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by Kyle J 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
If you're prone to sticking your balls [or your dick, for that matter] in the waffle iron, I'd definitely think about getting the hard-anondized or non-stick variety.
As for your need for help [and you DO need help!], call 911....those guys could use a good laugh.
2007-03-18 12:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by alpha male 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Fool
2007-03-18 12:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by upallniteowl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are insane. Seek the help of a doctor
2007-03-18 11:59:07 · answer #5 · answered by fluffyflo_1999 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look around you. Can you see an apple pie anywhere? You need an apple pie...
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2007-03-18 07:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Costy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
when cooked put in-between 2 slices of bread with cheese eat & enjoy
2007-03-18 05:55:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wait until they are done and serve them with maple syrup!
2007-03-18 05:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Pabs 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Cut it off.
2007-03-18 05:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Well....that gave me a good laugh!
2007-03-18 05:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋