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The one how has just had the twoweecalfs?

2007-03-17 22:21:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

who (not how) sorry folks. x

2007-03-17 22:29:01 · update #1

who (not how) sorry folks. x

2007-03-17 22:29:02 · update #2

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Come on people its the one whos had 'two weeks off'. Jesus, it made me laugh thanks!

2007-03-17 22:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The third cow.

2007-03-18 05:25:58 · answer #2 · answered by giictexfxerx :) 2 · 0 0

The one with udder disrepect for the cattle chips they now serve on inflight meals on AirBovin.

2007-03-18 05:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 1 1

nice play with words (two weeks off) 10/10

2007-03-18 07:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Needs explanation...this is a Scottish joke right? Wee as in small....arfs as in off...therefore two weeks off ...get it ? Not funny when a joke has to be explained

2007-03-18 05:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by granpabear 3 · 2 1

how can u tell when a cow has been in your fridge?

hoof prints in the butter

2007-03-18 07:24:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I dont understand spek proper english.

2007-03-18 05:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by wkdhaka 2 · 0 0

The one with the best tan.

2007-03-18 05:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well I got it, but it's only mildly amusing (sorry).

2007-03-18 06:12:10 · answer #9 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0 0

well i like it, like the cow that didn't turn up for work..... had a wee cough..

2007-03-18 06:20:51 · answer #10 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1 0

are you talking of women (cows)

2007-03-18 05:34:35 · answer #11 · answered by smacksgalore 2 · 1 2

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